Eddie, Bella and Peaches went to Butchy & Snickers' Campout pawty. That left the house all to me!
Being a senior citizen, I'm not really into all that rough play. Staying home with Momma and Poppa in the quiet house is good enough for me.
Eddie & Peaches & Bella had an idea for a scavenger hunt at the pawty. I wonder if they're doing that?
I hope everyone is having a good time at Butchy and Snickers.
Oh My Dogness! Momma has gone totally mad. I know I've barooed it before, but this time its true! She came home with this stuff and said she had new clothes for me. Well, I thought, okay, I like to get a new collar or bandana every now and then.
Oh, NO! But what came out of that bag. Well, just see for yourselves!
Momma and Poppa call me a Princess, but that is because I am one, right? Not this kind of fairy princess getup! Sheesh!
She claims there is this photo contest at work for pets in costumes. She's going to PAY money to show people these picture that will totally humiliate me! Eeee Arrrrrgh! Okay, okay, so its all for a good cause. The money goes to charity. Something about American Hearts. What Ever!
I'm done! I'm DonE! I just can't do this any more. Get this crap off of me for crying out loud! Any dignity I once had is gone.
There. There goes the stupid tiara. No dignified rabbit-huntin' beagle would be caught in this thing! Humph!
Me and Sissie Bella are gonna sleep on it and figure out how to get out of this mess and save what dignity I have left.
Momma: Eddie. Oh Edddddieeeee......
